Some Presidential Poetry

If you've ever read my blog before or know me personally, you know I am a pretty poetic guy. So instead of writing a novel that summarizes each of the Republican candidates in 2012, I had the inspiration to write a little poem about each. Not some big long ballad, but a Haiku. Just a quick three line poem that is easy to write and easier to read. Includes all candidates from the very beginning to those that have stuck it out to the end.

Rick Perry
You rarely make sense
And you can't count up to three
Refrigerator

Ron Paul

One more dumb Texan

Let your son debate instead

Is it nap time yet?

Rick Santorum

The swag of your vests

Now if only your policies

Were as popular

Sarah Palin

I miss your silly bus

Back to Alaska you go

To drink and shoot stuff

Donald Trump

You pompous asshole

You ran for publicity

Glad it backfired

Herman Cain

The good 'ol Cain Train

So sad we had to get off

But you got off too

Michele Bachman

Your eyes entranced us

Then you opened your big mouth

Thank God you dropped. BLINK!

Jon Hunstman

The only smart one

Too bad your a moderate

I wish you had won

Newt Gingrich

All that you have said

Makes you look like a dick

Teleprompter, please

Mitt Romney

Stop all this drivel

Save the trouble and quit

The winner is Mitt

Barack Obama

Why go through all this?

To see the GOP lose?

Another term, Pres.