BREAKING NEWS: Bond revealed as plot to show "British public superior"
HOLLYWOOD (AP)- In a stunning release by Sony Pictures Entertainment, it has been revealed that the main character in the longest running movie series of all time has been referred to by the wrong name for the past 49 years. James Bond is not who we think he is. James is, in fact, his middle name. His correct name is Bond James Bond.
In a letter found in original Bond writer Ian Fleming's will, Fleming said, "It was well established between me and the other writers that this would be a farce that would prove that the British public was far superior to their American counterparts." It is almost as though this joke was hiding in plain sight for almost half of a century.
Anytime Bond introduces himself, it is always as "Bond, James Bond"; yet this release will forever rid of the infamous pause.
Original Bond actor Sean Connery was unable to comment on this breaking story due to our reporter's inability to find the obscure Irish Pub he was drinking at. Current Bond actor Daniel Craig's blinding badass-ness that surrounds him warded off all attempts of contact. Our apologies.
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