So as I wasted my life on Twitter, I found inspiration. One of the things that was trending was #UseAYankeeInASentence. Challenge Accepted. I went through the roster and picked out some names that I could use in a sentence. Some of them are a reach so it helps if you read them out loud.
Mark Teixiera
- "Hey man, you want Teixiera cab?
Curtis Granderson
- "The intro was more of a Curtis-y, but it ended up being Granderson the rest of the show."
Ivan Nova
-"Don't you drive a Chevy Aveo."
-"No man, Ivan Nova."
Derek Jeter
-"Dude I got into a poker game with my mom's friends."
-"You better not Jeter or she'll ground you"
Nick Swisher
-"I got a little Nick in the back of my throat."
-"Just take some mouthwash and Swisher around a little bit."
Michael Pineda
-Michael for my birthday party is to break the Pineda on the first shot."
Alex Rodriguez
-"Tootsie Pop: How many Alex does it take?"
Robinson Cano
-"Heard your in jail."
-"Yeah, I got caught Robinson convenience stores."
2 comments:
Surely there was SOMETHING else you could have been doing! Like homework!
Not as important as this. Clearly.
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