More Updated Song Lyrics

This time I wanted something a little bit more contemporary to work with. Enter: Dare You To Move by Switchfoot. A really good song to begin with, is it just not relevant enough right now. But not anymore!
[Ed. Note: This post was thought up while washing dishes at Japanese Blossoms. No correlation between the two. Seriously.]

A Bright Spot In Dark Times

In an era where auto-tune and electronic alteration rules the music world, there is one bright spot that stands out like no other. With a voice that could rival Etta James, Whitney Houston and Aretha Franklin, British artist Adele has shown us that a beautiful voice is all you need to make great music.

A.J. We Didn't Mean It!

Fans of a team consider themselves part of that team, and a team is a family. Everyone knows that one person of the family that everyone loves to hate on. For my Yankees, that was A.J. Burnett. It isn't hard to figure out why: the man just didn't perform! He was atrocious over the past few years and I dreaded every fifth day when he started. Now that he is set to leave though, I don't want him to go.

BREAKING NEWS: HOSTAGE SITUATION/AMBER ALERT

BREAKING NEWS: Mother Earth Holds Winter Hostage
Earth (AP) - In a shocking development, it has been released that Mother Earth is holding winter hostage. The ransom has been released as "less than 7 billion" permanent residents of Earth. 

New-Age Lyrics

So a new thing I thought I would try out is assigning new and contemporary lyrics to an old classic. To start off easy, I did one that everyone knows: Imagine, by John Lennon. Now when your done signing it out loud, check out the new one.

I Bought Into It

So after rejecting the Super Bowl this year, I finally got sucked into the vortex of hype that is the finale of the NFL season. I got sucked so far down into the black hole of consumerism that I came up with a few ideas for the Super Bowl next year, starting with having anyone not named Madonna or Nicki Minaj preform at halftime.

Constitution? When It's Convenient....

So in America, we have this thing called a Constitution. It was written a long time ago, and now we have these 9 old folks whose sole job is to defend it. These 9 judges, the "Supreme's" if you will, know it pretty well but rarely talk about it. Then on the other hand, we have the American public. As a whole, they don't know much about this document, but most profess that our country must follow these guidelines set forth hundreds of years ago. Ah, but politicians. These are the combination of the two. Politicians know a lot about the Constitution and preach it to others. But do they mean it?