S**t Sportscenter says

So one of the new things around the internet is S**t ___ says. Basically, you just make a list of S**t someone says. The most famous is S**t Nobody Says. Sportscenter says some pretty stupid stuff that, when taken out of context, is hilarious. So I'm going to make one. It may just be the easiest blog I have ever done. Sit down and watch Sportscenter, then everytime they say something that is just so Sportscenter-esque that I must share.... well I type it.
[Ed. Note: Jeremy Lin puns are not included. I am Lincapacitated by them. Ah God! The Linvasion has hit me!]

Oh Stuart A. Scott is anchoring. This will be good!

• The ill-est of the ill-est!
• Eyeball to eyeball at the Garden
• According to Manny, and keep that in mind
• The 2012 Oakland A's: Check back with us in 3 years
• It's a football convention!
• You start spreading germs around the whole football world
• Who cares about the football part? Let's go hang out in the hotel lobby.
• Highlight vs. Highlight results next!
• Judgement Week! That sounds serious
• I know we need different music for that
• They got run from the game for, you know, snipin'
• Hamburger-Helper hand save
• Juuuuuust as it kisses the ice
• Electoral College he gets trumped, but wins the popular vote