A Trilogy Of Sorts?

So believe it or not, Rick Santorum reads my blogs. Okay, don't believe it. It isn't true. As far as I know. Anyways, I hypothetically found his fictional journal that isn't real. In it, I found a song he had written based on the lyrics of Gives You Hell, by The All-American Rejects that was addressed to Washington and New Jersey. Crazy right? So I stole it and put it up here.

Gives You Hell, by The All-American Rejects

I wake up every morning/ I wake up every evening
With a sweater vest on my chest/ With a big smile on my face
And it never seems out of place/ And it never seems out of place
I go to turn on Fox News/ And you're probably still working 
And what do I see?/ At a nine to five pace
Gay marriage is legal/ I wonder how bad that tastes

When your dead and gone/ When you see my face
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
When you cast that vote/ When you walk my way
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell

Now where's your moral compass/ Now where's your picket fence love
And where's your faith in God/ And where's that shiny car
How did you get this far/ And did it ever get you far
You never seemed like such a heathen/ You never seemed so tense love
I've never seen you be so wrong/ I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know what your doing/ Do you know where you are

Truth be told I'm scared for you/ Truth be told I miss you
But truth be told I'm lying/ And truth be told I'm lying


When your dead and gone/ When you see my face
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
When you cast that vote/ When you walk my way
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
If you find a conservative who says they approve/ If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then their a traitor just like you/ Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell

On your death bed you'll be forced to think/ Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Can I go to heaven?/ Where did I go wrong?
But then you'll remember your vote/ The list goes on and on

And truth be told I pity you/ And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying/ And truth be told I'm lying

When your dead and gone/ When you see my face
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
When you cast that vote/ When you walk my way
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
If you find a conservative who says they approve/ If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then their a traitor just like you/ Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see/ Now you'll never see
Those bright Pearly Gates/ What you've done to me
You can keep your memories/ You can take back your memories
They're not welcome either/ They're no good to me
And here's all your sins/ And here's all your lies
You can't shake them off/ You can't look me in the eye
With that one wrong vote/ With the sad, sad look
You wear on your sleeve/ That you wear so well


When your dead and gone/  When you see my face
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
When you cast that vote/ When you walk my way
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
If you find a conservative who says they approve/ If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then their a traitor just like you/ Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell


When your dead and gone/ When you see my face
Hope you go to hell/ Hope you go to hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope you go to hell
When you cast that vote/ When you walk my way
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell
You may think God will forgive your sins/ When you hear this song and you sing along but you never tell
But your a fool, you can't undo this/ Then your a fool, I'm just as well
Hope you go to hell/ Hope it gives you hell

Once you cast that vote/ When you hear this song
I hope you realized what you'd done/ I hope it will treat you well

You can pray all you want/ You can sing along
I hope it puts you in hell/ I hope that it puts you through hell

I'm not Rick Santorum, and he wouldn't approve this message