More Updated Song Lyrics

This time I wanted something a little bit more contemporary to work with. Enter: Dare You To Move by Switchfoot. A really good song to begin with, is it just not relevant enough right now. But not anymore!
[Ed. Note: This post was thought up while washing dishes at Japanese Blossoms. No correlation between the two. Seriously.]

Dare You To Move by Switchfoot

Welcome to your first day/ Welcome to the planet
Welcome to minimum wage/ Welcome to existence 
Everyone's here/ Everyone's here
Everyone's here/ Everyone's here


Everyone's watching you now/ Everyone's watching you now
Better not slip up/ Everyone waits for you now
What happens next?/ What happens next
What happens next?/ What happens next


I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to nut up and tell your boss off/ I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
Your miserable at work/ Like today never happened
Your not going to be happy... / Today never happened, before...


Welcome to unemployment/ Welcome to the fallout
Welcome to poverty/ Welcome to the resistance
Money ain't here/ The tension is here
Money ain't here/ The tension is here
Because you quit that damn job/ Between who you are and who you could be
Now you can't find another one/ Between how it is and how it should be



I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to nut up and tell your boss off/ I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
Your miserable at work/ Like today never happened
Your not going to be happy... / Today never happened, before...


Maybe redemption will give you your job back/ Maybe redemption has stories to tell
Maybe if you admit you were an ass/ Maybe forgiveness is right where you fell
You can't get it back, well that's to bad/ Where can you run to escape from yourself?
Where you gonna go?/ Where you gonna go?
Where you gonna go?/ Where you gonna go?
Welfare is here.../ Salvation is here...
Welfare is here.../ Salvation is here...



I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to nut up and tell your boss off/ I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
I dare you to quit/ I dare you to move
How liberal you've become/ Like today never happened
Now your voting Democratic/ Today never happened
Now your voting Democratic/ Today never happened
Obama/Biden 2012.../ Today never happened before....